Dykadellic presents Lane-Slay

Dykadellic presents Lane-Slay. There will be music, but Chappell isn't really coming.
Lane-Slay: Unauthorised, Unofficial, Unhinged

So, you wanted Laneway? Sorry babe, this is Lane-Slay. It’s what happens when you buy “Music Festival” off Temu and it arrives with free shipping, no returns, and a suspicious smell.

🎤 Will Charli XCX be there? Absolutely not.
🪩 Will there be hundreds of lesbians? They'll be there with carabiners on.

Festival Energy? Kinda.

A lineup we can’t announce because it doesn’t exist.
Indoors, air-conditioned, with toilets that actually flush.
No sunburn, mud, or tent drama.
What to Expect:

Drag kings and queens parodying the greats.
Queer DJs playing all night.
Prizes for the best dressed (come as your fave festival act).
A fever dream of sapphic energy.
This is not a festival. It’s a festival-shaped hallucination. It’s not “cool”. It’s cooler. It’s Lane-Slay.

Best Dressed Competition

Is your leg wetter than Wet Leg? Are you pinker than PinkPantheress? This is your moment.

$100 cash prizes to win.
Come dressed as your favourite act from any music festival.
Our highly unqualified panel of queer judges will pick their favourites based on vibes, commitment, and crowd reaction.
Will it be fair? Probably not.
A safe and inclusive space for lesbian, trans, queer, genderqueer people, and their allies. Entry into any Dykadellic event is subject to our Code of Conduct.

Be kind
No terfs
No transphobia
Mind your business
18+ - bring ID please.

Mob, BIPOC, companion card holders, concession, low income earners please message @dykadellic on IG for discounted tickets.

Lineup subject to change.

Photography and videography during the event may be used for promotion and social media. If you do not want your photo or video taken, please let us know and remind us at each event.

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